Nyc!
Watching the ball drop in times square tomorrow, can’t wait!
Oh what a night
Beer pong tournament at a county ass bar…and a mechanical bull? This could make for an interesting night
The usual
Fooled again by the gas station coffee machines. Gave me hot chocolate when I wanted coffee. Happens everytime, damnit
Why Victoria, what’s your Secret?
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
"competition breeds excellence"
Irony of the day
So today I was driving and my gps tells me to turn right in 0.1 miles. I look as I pass the turn…it wanted me to drive off of a cliff. No thanks, I’ll pass. Then it proceeds to tell me I’m in the middle of a lake when actually I’m no where near water and it tells me to make a u-turn…no shit I’m lost. I’m like, who makes this piece of shit? I look and cue irony: Magellan. Ferdinand Magellan never completed his voyage around the world and half of his crew died of scurvy. Destined for greatness? I think so. Don’t worry, I combated the scurvy with plenty of vitamin C from a screwdriver later on.
